Great times at PCC! Yee-ha!
For all of those who don't remember me, I was that chubby Irish kid who
had so much potential but never lived up to it.
My current girlfriend
is named Angela and isn't as big of a pain in the ass as my one time
lover Amy. Recently I've been drinking a lot of beer and unfortunately
it's all going straight to my humungous theighs. My slimmer-theighed,
more intellegent, more attractive friends like Jeff Bonar, Matt Miller,
Sam Procopio, etc like to make fun of me. Since college they have given
me the following nicknames: Fat Hopps, Fatty Hopps, Sir Hopps-A-Lot,
Hoppyseed, Deuce Bigalow the Homework Giggalo, Jose, Sleepy's Butler, The
Scatman, Parakeet Pat, The Worst Dancer In The World, Skippy, Alcoholic,
G.A.P. and Stinky Nuts.